Which Reminds Me

I have not the slightest connection to the Italian winemaking Gallos of California nor any desire to benefit from their cash crop wine money. So why all this ridiculous chatter about nothing? If it were a matter of table grapes, fine. But this is not Europe where winemakers own your gut from cradle to grave. This is America where other principles matter more. So all of this much ado about nothing might be another reason for me to leave behind the Republican party for now floundering in its Dantesque purgatorial twilight, because I just don't know anything about that. That wasn't what we signed up for in the first place.