Which Reminds Me

I really shouldn't have to explain that my name is not Clara and that I have never lived in Santa Clara, California, nor been taught school in New York that I should run for president there. We do have some distant unknown relatives who live there, in San Jose that is, but I have never met them, nor been invited to meet them, nor is there any reason to go there to meet them as they don't seem to want to communicate with us anyway. Some busybody has been busy punning about them all over the place but this is meaningless. There is nothing that I can say publicly about them that would mean anything. Hopefully, God will take care of them.