Which Reminds Me

Oh, ha ha ha! Something about Miss Calkins' Select School in Washington, D.C. As if that had anything to do with me. I have been asked once or twice what I know about the Secret Service people who protect the president and I said then, as I say now, that I only remember reading about them in newspapers and magazines, something about the odd little nicknames they give to the people they are protecting. Ok, whatever. Obviously I have no personal connection to that. To claim otherwise would only be to make myself a national joke which would not be to my life and work given that my unique personality is no way a clone of some other Miss Calkins. I am just saying.