Which Reminds Me

How odd! We never knew how clueless Sandra really was until she married Mr. Smith, and then all this poison comes oozing out the back door. How many times do I have to explain that we are not related to the Smiths? Oh, was my great-grandmother's mother a Smith? Oh, I didn't know that. Even so, we were never in contact with any Smiths that I would ever be aware of any personal connection to the Smiths, so you must have confused me with someone else.