Which Reminds Me

Strange that so much fuss should be made about Maria, who seems to want to position herself as a victim of white people when actually it could just as easily be the other way around. I vaguely recall seeing her strut around campus with her pompous arrogant attitude, but at the time I preferred not to socialize with mean and nasty Amazonians who seem likely to bite my head off if given the opportunity. Anyway, 'twas not I who categorized her with the dummies class of high school. 'Twas not I who declined to accord honor to the idiotic rantings of someone who never had even the slightest acquaintance at all with any of my family in the United States, much less with my clueless aunts and uncles. There was obviously never any family connection there.