Which Reminds Me

I find many of these allusions to "Little Orphan Annie" basically not very interesting. The story of Mary Alice Smith has already been overdone in popular culture to such a degree that, really, who cares? I really have nothing to add to that. I am much too old already to audition for a child role, and in real life actually I do have parents and a place to stay home, at least for now. So I am insulted to review basically false employment offers of no substance on the table.