Which Reminds Me

Scripting demands that I refer to one of my Dad's favorite lines, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, what the Pastor doesn't do the assistant must." Meaning that if you are on staff you have to do whatever the Pastor has left undone. But as I am not on staff and not licensed in any obligatory sort of way, only my Dad is, I am not inclined to spend much time plugging the emptiness of the Ashcrafts. They just wouldn't understand.