Which Reminds Me

Yes, there are so many persons named Diane on this planet, it is hard for me to tell them all apart. There were several Dianes in college, church, etc. I really can't talk about every Diane on the planet at the same time without getting confused as to who exactly I am talking to or about. Nobody really cares whether they call you Di or not. I know I don't. And no, I don't miss your not being here. In fact, I might not even be aware of your existence until after I do the proper genealogical research so it would be ridiculously preemptive of me to say something about some other Diane when I have no idea who that person might be or why I should care.