Which Reminds Me

That was so unbelievably cruel of the tobacco dogs to sic their filthy tobacco trash on me that way, as if the tobacco stain were comparable. God will have a hard time forgiving these tobacco cats after they were so ruthless in destroying those who simply wish to assemble for peaceable worship of God without interference from the censorial tyrants of the tobacco industry, as if smoking were anything but a fringe element of America. It is a bit amusing to see the credulity of earlier generations in regards to the noxious weed but time has not been kind to tobacco.