Thursday, February 6, 2014

Which Reminds Me

Someone was talking about how in the new schemata all earthlings will have a uniformity of appearance. All will have brown skin, black hair, black or brown eyes. They will have no more of these shockingly out-of-place redheads with loathsome freckles and blue eyes. Those who do not conform aesthetically speaking will not be welcome on this planet. So this does not bode well for the appearance of redheads. Blondes at least can pretend to be wanted by men so they will find cover that way. Redheads, however, are clearly a blotch on the aesthetic landscape, so loathed are they by the dark powers that bee. Yes, and we redheads are expected to work for them like slaves, which does not bode well for any reappearance of these genetic materials. So whatever. And what was I supposed to do about that? After all, this world is not my home. I'm only passing through.