Which Reminds Me

Never in my life have I come even close to participating in any caucus race. They must have me confused with Alice, who was the receptionist in Miami. Last I heard of Alice she was in Colombia evangelizing street children. How nice! Yes, isn't Alice sweet? Alice is such a nice person. Blah blah blah! So that works great for Alice, but that has nothing to do with me. I just can't be that type of person. Alice just isn't me. I might have chatted with Alice from time to time but I don't remember anything specific now. Life goes on. Whatever.