Which Reminds Me

We see that hideous fag Andrea has yet to explain her illicit affair with doggie dike Deborah. If there was anyone "out" at our college it would have been Deborah, who has yet to explain her rainbow affairs with Lynda. Everyone knows that Deborah is a pathetically horrible person so when she, through Lynda, accused me of being "out," I shrugged that off as more of Deborah's pathetically stupid nonsense. Why would anyone take that seriously, unless you are also "out" of your mind?