Which Reminds Me

I don't know how you expect us to accomplish anything while the dreary denizens of Dallas are allowed to run roughshod over all of our personal interests. Wasn't it they who murdered Uncle Herb? Wouldn't they be likely to kill me too if I were to set foot in that dreary city called Dallas? Yes, there would be no reason for me to go there to be humiliated by the dreary whiners of Dallas. I wouldn't know who my friends or enemies are. All the people I would hope would be my friends would turn out to be my enemies and also my enemies would be packing more punch than I had originally estimated. Thus, the thought of going to Dallas has no appeal for me.