Which Reminds Me

That wasn't very nice of you to send someone to tell me that I am your voodoo doll and that you are going to completely restuff me and stick me with thousands of pins and needles. And also, you wanted to know when I am going to go to New York. Well, if that is all there is for me to look forward to in New York, mostly torture and misery, I don't really see any reason for me to go there. If it is a snake handler that you seek, I would suggest that you hire a professional, which would definitely not be me. We don't do snake handling here. Personally, I don't believe in tempting fate. Bad things sometimes happen to people who think they can test God.