Which Reminds Me

Yes, there is really nothing that I would need to discuss with a blood-sucking Transylvanian colonist vampire named Max. I would not be able to explain that to myself even if I had tried. Some words must have gotten jumbled in my head because I don't exactly remember how that happened. When my mother explained to me what I had said, I was saying: Oops! And thinking that I must have an acute case of foot-in-mouth disease somehow. How could I be so stupid? Anyway, I was only trying to be friendly, to say hello, but really I would not want him to accidentally think that I ever liked him that much, and after that, even more NOT.