Which Reminds Me

Yes, I vaguely remember hearing about the existence of a people group in China who physically resemble the black people of America, and who perhaps have experienced a similar victimization due to racial bias in China. However, I fell deeply asleep while you were talking about your retro plantation agenda, and I cannot say when I would ever wake up to the mystifying question of what that has to do with the price of tea in China. What? Am I the Chinese government who has denied you your human rights? No, I don't think that I ever said anything to you about that. You never got that from me. I think that I must step aside and let the actual U.S. State Department do their job.