Which Reminds Me

Yes, how convenient for you to have light red hair, now to be categorized with the Nordic blondes, whereas those of dark red or auburn hair now thrown to the black garbage dumpster. They go to such great lengths to make me feel like garbage, and then the thought occurs to me that this is mostly about blood type and then I don't feel so bad. Due to a fluke of blood chemistry my life is a useless pile of garbage, but all is not lost. I have a choice. I can evacuate the planet. You must respect my decision to evacuate the planet. You must comply.