Broadway

At this point it is necessary to clarify that our family has no connection whatsoever to historical events upon which are based the Broadway show that purports itself to be based upon real-life events in the city of LaGrange, Texas, to be more specific the infamous "Chicken Ranch" located about 2.5 miles of downtown LaGrange. That establishment has nothing to do with us and our family history and no mention of it is made of it in our family history book, so obviously everyone knows that the Chicken Ranch story has nothing to do with us. Of course, one cannot expect a stupid Raging Bitch like Libby Penders to know anything about the history of Texas so we will simply ignore her pathetically stupid outbursts on this point. Obviously, anyone who knows anything would know that my ancestors probably did not have any role in that story so there is no reason to audition, obviously. Besides, we need to remember that Libby has so many problems. What would a Jehovah Witness know about the love of Christ anyway? Absolutely nothing. Obviously, no one is going to take anything that clueless bimbo Libby says seriously. Obviously.