The Vicious Crouch Clan

Yes, we cannot have anyone imagining that the putrid Crouch family is in any way related or connected to us. Look at those greedy Crouch dogs just salivating at the ring of coins clanking, dollar bills flowing into their enormous coffers already bulging to the bursting point with the spoils of North America. Why do Paul and Jan not commit to paying off the national debt with their charge accounts. Certainly they probably could so they should, right? TV is nice but Jesus is the only thing that matters to me. I really do not care who runs the show. Anyone will do as long as Jesus is glorified and not the greedy Crouch clan.