Which Reminds Me

And what makes these boring worthless Iowans think they should always get their way in matters that are none of their concern. It is not so, as the Annals of American History have shown. You might be at the wrong party or too early for the real show to begin. Only time will tell. I suppose that one state is better than none but anyway I have no personal connection whatever to the state of Iowa so politics should not be affecting my life in any way. It is hard for me to understand why the Iowa would be crowing and cursing at me. I could not care less about such a dreary place as Iowa.