Which Reminds Me

If you were in my position, wouldn't you think that it would be nice if I could find some way out of this miserable trap? Wouldn't you think that it might be nice if I could somehow work my way off this hook that I seem to be dangling on? There is just nothing that I can do right in certain people's eyes so there is no reason for me to even try to appease their never-ending wrath other than to commit suicide which I am not prepared to do at this time. Sorry. Should I apologize for not committing suicide? I just don't understand your ridiculous questions.