Which Reminds Me

Yes, I will never forget that time when we went to the missionary house and there in the living room was Miss Murphy sitting in the lap of and cuddling with that most repulsive and loathsome of toadies, Mr. Benner. Yuk! She must be out of her mind to gush over such a disgusting creature as that. She was the one with the missionary appointment, not him. So I suppose that was part of the attraction for him in dumping his wife and mother of his children to run away with Miss Murphy, which allowed him to pose and masquerade as a missionary when actually he was nothing, just a businessman with some deep pockets. Running an orphanage gives them something useful to do, a way to spend his extra money, for the rest of their lives because certainly they are not qualified to teach the church something.