Which Reminds Me

That is so weird, all this talk of me moving to Louisiana. I turned down the one job offer from there and never have heard of another one. Even if there were another one, why would I want to rent some redneck low-class no-account Johnny to ensnarl my life in a pile of red tape? Truth be told, nobody really cares about the idiotic opinions of your "For Rent" redneck Johnny, who will be remanded to Utah for bigamy prosecution proceedings if I ever hear another peep out of him, thank you very much.