Which Reminds Me

Yes, how ridiculous, what are all these private cheaters screaming about? They would complain if I were to put them on a guilt trip in regards to all their private cheats, and believe me we learned from Cori about all those beer cans in their off-campus refrigerators, so they are not fooling anyone. And then they make me sign some paper that would make me feel guilty if I had done that in a public way. I am confused. So there is something wrong with this picture. If people are just going to be private cheats run amok, whatever happened to the rules about Canons? I am just saying.