Which Reminds Me

So just because your face appears in the alumni news from time to time, that does not mean that I know anything about you or would want to know more about your personal life behind the scenes. Your private theater club is not the sum total of everyone's college experience, needless to say. There are probably many things that you don't know about us but, anyway, we would appreciate it if you would respect our privacy as well, rather than using your platform to pose as a martyr, as if you were being persecuted by us, when actually we just weren't that into you. Enough said about that.