Which Reminds Me

Sad that the obnoxious Captain Hills is worked up about the effects of his own lame hacks. He goes around pretending that Iowa was the center of the universe when actually we never had the slightest connection to Iowa and couldn't care less about this other fictional captain. What are these Iowa idiots crowing about anyway? It takes 50 states to make a United States. Iowa is only a tiny part of the story, so why should I care about some fictional captain who never actually existed? If there ever was a captain of historical interest, then find some intelligent way to explain this to the public, don't just run around screaming like idiots.