Which Reminds Me

Ok, so I was born in May, which puts me under the sign of Gemini, the twins. Even so, there is very little meaning to that. I always consciously averted my eyes away from the horoscope column in the newspaper, which unfortunately happened to occur near the favorite cartoon page and Ripley's Believe It Or Not item. I vaguely remember discussing this with Barbara Miller of Mississippi. Certainly I do not take my orders from the dreary Whitaker twins. I really shouldn't say anything about them as they never volunteered any information to me nor invited me to their birthday parties. So the twin signs means nothing to me.