Which Reminds Me

Yes, Libby from high school might seem like an obvious choice of casting as the Tudor Queen, what with her frizzy red hair and freckles, not to be confused with the freckles of Maria Smith. You would never guess that Libby is actually Porto Rican. Oh, I didn't know that. No one ever mentioned that. Only after the dreary Porto Rican statehood lobby poops in my front lawn do I learn about Libby's true identity as a spy for Spanish Porto Rico. As if I care. The rain will wash that away into the proper channels. There was no reason for me to do something about that. I really have other things on my mind than the status of Porto Rico's bid for statehood. Basically, I couldn't care less.