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This Mr. Demeterius has caused us much harm, forcing us to think in terms of meters and liters and kilometers when the old English system of measurements worked just fine for me. Mr. Demeterius insists on making stupid jokes about meter maids and Beatles hit songs, as if that would advance the point. And why all these stupid jokes about "gets"? Is Laurie's last name Goetz? No, she only married a Goetchius so the joke falls flat in terms of rhyme. Also, who cares that Uncle Art's mother's maiden name was Downey? I never even knew that but anyway that is not half as bad as Larry Downs' last name. So? Besides, we all know that the Bates are the ones who financed the genealogy research so why is everyone pointing fingers at me? Did I ask for these relatives? No, they just are. (2 Timothy 4:14-15)