Socks

Which reminds me of that story often told of the time when I was four years old and Mommy and I had come back from Christmas shopping and Mommy told me that it was a secret and I was not to tell Daddy what we got him for Christmas. So when Daddy got home I said something like, "Daddy, it's a secret. I'm not supposed to tell you that we got you socks for Christmas." Which illustrated the point that a person like me, who cannot keep a secret, would obviously never be hired by the CIA. Ha ha ha! And who would I be keeping these secrets from, anyway, as everybody already knows everything anyway and no one can be trusted not to tell? This from one four-year-old to another....