Monday, June 17, 2013

Which Reminds Me

A while back I thought I heard the shrill and shrieky voice of that vile creature Maria Smith saying a bunch of nonsense. How nice that Maria managed to get herself licensed a science teacher. The pathetic creature will need such a certificate to detract attention from her humble origins. How ridiculous to hear Maria pontificating in such an ignorant way. The only Maria I can remember from those years was the maid who cooked better than she cleaned and could barely read and write, having never advanced much beyond an elementary school education. The questions and comments that Maria sometimes made were mildly amusing in their unbelievable ignorance but we understand that it is hard for you to get the big picture when you only lived in a tiny Salvadoran village most of your childhood and did not have the opportunity to get out and learn about how things really work.