Which Reminds Me

All these jokes about winning the lottery are so dumb. The truth is that I can never win the lottery because I never bought a lottery ticket in my entire life. This is so despite being required to write more than one article on the Florida lottery for my newspaper writer job at the time, not a fun thing to do when I have no interest or devotion to such a pointless and silly institution. Even if you do buy a ticket, odds are better that you will be eaten by a shark or struck by lightning, not so rare as you might think hazards of life in Florida, but the editor would probably not let me say that in my article so why try?