Nobody cares about the dogs of Oklahoma, native home of the most obnoxiously boring people I ever met at Evangel and elsewhere. Ok, so maybe I exaggerate slightly, but still I don't like prairie dogs that much. They have sharp little teeth and deep burrows. In order to mitigate the extensive damage caused by the chewing of prairie dogs we will need to put this poison deep in their burrows. It is the only way. Oh, did I mention that I don't like Prairie Dog Pam Hart? Yes, all Dakota trash are prairie dogs. Beware of prairie dogs chewing on the furniture.
Great-grandmother in her diaries talks of poisoning the prairie dogs in her backyard but obviously that was a whole different story.
