Which Reminds Me

I do agree that I should not be in charge of casting, assuming a movie deal were justifiable. Certainly, if I were in charge of casting, you can be sure that Bob and David and Don would not get important speaking parts. I never was impressed with their lousy acting abilities. They had all the little children all worked up into a screaming frenzy of "Chicken! Chicken!" They were weird. And what is so admirable about kissing stupid Don, may I ask? That's nothing. I suppose that I could kiss my slobbery dog if I weren't so germ conscious, but why would I want to? And so I choose not to.