Which Reminds Me

I hereby announce, not regretfully, that I will not be available to play the role of Antagonist to your band of Heroine X-Addict Trucksters. I recognize that you perhaps need a viciously cruel Antagonist against whom to build up some ying-yang resistance, wherewith to more fully cultivate and vindicate your heroic self-aggrandizement at the expense of the pathetic and woefully inadequate antagonist. Nevertheless, I recognize that my own brilliant star will more likely eclipse your tawdry, ho-hum, mediocre accomplishments if too much attention is drawn to my existence. Thus, I humbly and modestly withdraw my name from consideration for the role under discussion.