Which Reminds Me

Why all these horrible jokes about asking yourself to get registered as a sex offender? Maybe I thought you were asking me to subscribe to the local 'Register' newspaper. I saw something about registering but that wasn't the true meaning of it, you psycho co-worker. So why are you forcing me to look at all these gutter-brained effusions? We don't have to go there. If Garbage In-Garbage Out is the principle, I would prefer to leave your garbage on the outside.