Which Reminds Me

Yes, why is Karen Robinson asking me all these weird questions, as if she were fishing for information? She probably makes pretty good money as a librarian so what is she doing here anyway? She doesn't really need a career change. She already has a library career and plenty of money in the bank, so why is she so curious about poor little me? I really don't have anything very juicy in terms of scandal to offer. I am just a very boring person. I really don't want to stir the pot that much and unnecessarily attract to myself all this unwanted negative attention. I can't afford to do that. I don't remember myself signing any contract with Karen that I should be bothered later to recall some worthless trivia that only makes me look like an idiot. I can't afford that. But I am too polite to tell Karen where to go. I will just leave her to figure that out for herself.