Which Reminds Me

That is so fakey the way you accuse me of trying to take someone down, as if that were ever my intention. If I could rewrite history I certainly would not do that again, all things considered. But even so, your extreme overreaction is ridiculous! More and more your head resembles an empty ping pong ball just looking to get whacked. You are looking to provoke an attack from me, looking for an excuse to hit me back, that's all there is to that. I am so generous and magnanimous a Christian that I am able to graciously ignore your snarky little attitude problem, even if it kills me, but I still think that this is all just so much overkill.