Which Reminds Me

I thought I saw Dolly's picture online appearing with her hair dyed black. But that doesn't fool anyone who knew her back when she was her natural self, a Nordic blonde known mostly for epic rudeness. Excuse me if I am not interested in hearing more about her Swedish witchcraft. Nobody really wants to be reminded of her strange proclamations. If I had been warned of what she was going to say I could have never gone there in the first place but, anyway, that wasn't the point, was it? No, the point was to catch me unawares listening to a pack of nonsense, obviously.