Yes, don't I have something better to do than to sit here helplessly being insulted on a daily basis by your silly clueless bimbo Wendy? You are no McClellan, obviously. You only wish you could claim the famous title of "Lord" Kirkcudbright, but it is more complicated than that, it's not just a fancy title, it's actually a job, so you would have to move to Scotland to actually represent the people of that county, pass through some sort of election whether by people or monarchical appointment, and try to reclaim a shell of a castle, which would cost a fortune to actually rebuild, and then to pay taxes on it and more, and anyway everybody likes having a public park there it would seem, so why bother. Hopefully one of these days someone will come along able to plug Wendy's stupid chatterbox mouth because, really, nobody cares about that. Get a clue.
I suppose that it could be interesting to be the tourist and see what there is to see there in Scotland of the Old World, but anyway travel is expensive and not on my priority list at this time.
