..A "Lead Pipe" Cinch

Yes, like I was saying to someone, probably that mental retard Stacy Cox, "lead pipe" simply refers to the game of Clue, like, you know, Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe. Everyone in America understands the reference to "lead pipe" so there is no need to explain. But my words are wasted on this blithering idiot Cox family. They don't own a newspaper. They are just a stupid hick from the sticks math teacher who never got a clue that he is way over his head outside of his hillbilly hometown.