Canadian Traitors

Sometimes I wonder why we were so ignominiously dumped in this South Florida colony which is almost sort of occupied by hostile Canadian nationals. We would have Linda and Hazel and other sort of Crabtrees and Yearys deported to Canada for their backstabbing treasonous activities but then again we are really not in charge. It is not like our deportation orders would stick, lacking the appropriate legal paperwork and judicial bench place. But the legality of their amnesty does sort of make you want to ask some questions about why they ever crossed the border from Canada into Maine only to hang out with the navvies and what they think they are doing here anyway when the script calls for their imminent return to the Dominion of Canada, not to be confused with the Old Dominion of Virginia. The "Villa of Hope" is actually in Romania so wouldn't that be a great place to relocate the "Book of Hope" also, thus removing all doubt about their lack of loyalty to us? In Romania there would be no lack of destitute street urchins for them to dismissively scorn and fire at will. Florida was supposed to be a "right to work" state. Thus, at least here there is no legal requirement that we contribute financially to their "union" of money-grubbing Scrooge-like philosphers.