Speaking of Attack Dogs

Where is it written in the U.S. Constitution that those empty-headed yappy attack dogs, the Hills brothers, represent the entire polity of the U.S. populace? I do not recall the Hills brothers as being a significant presence in my life so I really do not see why their opinions should matter all that much, especially since they were long ago eliminated from eligibility as potential candidates to become my future husband. Thus, there is no reason to care very much what they think. I could say this about quite a few million U.S. citizens so there is no reason for them to get so peeved about it. This is not the army, just a high school class.