Which Reminds Me

Years ago Bill Maginn at church once talked about going to the doctor and confessing to being addicted to chocolate milk and danish. Obviously I am not the only person who heard him say that. So? The doctor's advice was obvious. Anyone could have told him that such a combination compounded daily certainly would cause enormous weight gain, but Bill had to go to the doctor to get it, I suppose. So? Anyway, I don't need Bill to explain this to me. I just wish Bill would go away and stop pretending to be my friend when he is really not.