Which Reminds Me

I find it utterly ridiculous that the Cox family is here screaming at me because it so happens that their surname is mentioned in some obscure poem written by Saint Columba, the founder of I Collum Kill, which appears in some obscure Irish/Scottish history book that no one ever heard of. This provides further evidence that Byron in particular, is a mentally retarded idiot undeserving of serious consideration. So just because you hail from the town of Lockwood, New York, that does not mean that we care about your silly agenda composed mainly of literary ruins. Nothing you say makes any sense whatsoever.