Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is getting rather annoying, this clueless rich man continually trying to shove me into the position of governess to his trashy horrid daughter. And yet there was never any contract of employment to prove any obligation on my part. I have no duties and no paycheck and yet I am continually slammed for non-performance of a non-existent agreement and/or disagreement. There is no reason why I should adapt myself to fulfill these unrealistic expectations just because some vapid French hole imagines itself in command of the universe. So I am just saying.