Which Reminds Me

Yes, it is rather appalling how a vulgar gold-digging leech named Max has tried to attach himself to my life in that most insidious way. I would like to shake him off like a naughty flea because that is all he is to me, just nothing much. People were only trying to be nice to him and all he did was cop a stupid fit, as if someone was trying to trap him into something. How ridiculous. What an idiot he is and will always be in my mind, especially now.