Which Reminds Me

Needless to say, there is no way that I am taking the rap for Susie's big fat mouth, just because she happens to be married to some slobbering idiot of no interest. I am certain that I do not know the half of it. It has long been obvious to me that Susie often talks out of both sides of her mouth, often politicking against me behind me back even while pretending to be a friend to my face. So just because your head is full of junk that Susie said to Alan Skogerbo, that does not mean that I would be able to explain that to you. Susie doesn't tell me everything she knows, not that she actually knows of anything that matters. I really don't understand why everyone is making such a fuss about those fat ugly hogs. They are really nothing.