Anyway, I never had any special "in" with those North Central Vikings. What were they doing in California? Perhaps they should have stayed at North Central, home turf of the Swedish trolls. The Viking trolls actually think it is funny to tell such long tall stories that have a wicked twist at the end. They'll just sit there laughing at your misery when you suddenly realize that they were just pulling your leg all along. So don't use me. I'll just refer you to them.