Thursday, April 28, 2016

Which Reminds Me

Yes, you do many things right and yet this one thing I hold against you, which is your genocidal hatred of the single redhead woman. The married redhead woman at least has a husband to protect her from the hostilities all around her but the single redhead woman has no one to help her. She is just all alone in the world without money, without friends, with mostly nothing. So repent, turn from your wicked ways or God will come and snuff out your candles.